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Most Favored Nation

Jingjing and ChachaOriginally reported in The Beijing Youth Daily and picked up by CNET News comes this cute cartoon from one of our international best friends, China. You know, the Communist country that we can visit and do business with… Unlike that little island 90 miles south of Key West that runs down its citizens with tanks.

The Shenzhen Municipal Bureau of Public Security has these mascots, Jingjing and Chacha, to encourage responsible, safe, non-dissenting use of the internet. Personally, I don’t find these two very scary. Although they do demonstrate a need for better art instruction in Chinese schools.

Oh, and just for the record, Cuba hasn’t (to my knowlege, anyway) mowed down its own citizens with tanks, that was China.

No, I’m Not on MySpace.

And I never will be.

Although, everyone I know (except maybe my Mom and Dad) are on MySpace, and they all extoll its many virtues to me on a near daily basis. I have many reasons for refusing to take part in the orgy that is MySpace.

First, I have enough to do on a daily basis without responding to messages from people I’ve been trying to avoid for years.

Second, Rupert Murdoch. No further explanation needed there.

Third, it’s like the mall when school gets out. Crawling with high schoolers.

I kind of think of MySpace as a place for those without their own domain. Why would I want to upkeep a website (or two) AND a myspace account?! I’d be on the computer from dusk ’til dawn (perhaps even an hour or twelve more…)

If you’re wondering why I didn’t link to MySpace on this post, the reason is simple: I don’t want to encourage people.

The Web IS Junkmail

Fry and Leela knowSurfing the internet had become more like wading through junk mail. For every useful or informative site I find myself browsing, I first endure 3 - 5 useless sites. By useless I mean its either 5 years old, attempting to sell you a product or service, or it falls into some other class of marketing bullshit.

My first gripe is that so many of the sites on the internet haven’t been updated in 5 years, others even longer since an update… I propose a fix for this, which is especially important given the ever dwindling supplies of .com domain names (see the statistics here), “Domain Reclamation.” I mean you figure, we lease our domain names, thus we should upkeep them just like we would an apartment or any other leased object. Why not evict domain name holders? Now before we dance down the long slippery slope, let me clarify- by evict I mean if your site has not been updated in more than two years (meaning by your second renewal) you receive an e-mail saying “update it or lose it.” No taking it to give it to the e-marketeer willing to pay more than poor Joe Public, just removing neglected sites from unsuitable homes and reselling them to a good home that will tend them.

As for sales and marketing, they are annoying… But necessary to fuel our capitalist economy, if nobody bought Chuck Norris‘ latest home fitness machine or Billy Mays‘ new acid that eats the linoleum off floors, our economy might tank. What does annoy me is the growing number of sites that try to charge you membership fees to read articles and obtain information, for example the NY Times and various library services. Now moving porn sites to a .xxx domain would free up a lot of great names (like Tossed Salad for example) and make keeping your child away from it an easier task.

Regardless, if it’s this bad after 10 or 12 years, what will the net look like in another 10 to 15?

Probably the Most Accurate Results Ever…

Senor ShrubI was recently made aware that if you enter “failure” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky” you get redirected to the White House biography of George W. Bush.

Frankly, thse were the quickest and most accurate results I’ve ever gotten from Google… No search results, ads, or other fluff to dig through. Just this biography and a picture of Dubya that’ll make you cringe. It’s almost as if Google is jacked directly into my conciousness and knew just what I was looking for… If this is the future of search, bring it on, cause I’m lovin’ it!

UPDATE :: 19 APR 2006

After trying numerous random search terms (alright, three or four) I stumbled across this other gem… Google “moron” and click “I’m Feeling Lucky” and you’ll be redirected to President Moron, about, you guessed it, Dubya!

Circumventing Fair Use to Enrich the Rich

CNET News.com reported today on entertainment industry resistance to any changes to the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and how this impedes everyone from researchers and educators right on down to you and I.

It is scary how quickly and unwittingly we give away our rights these days. Whether it is falling for the old “Remember 9/11″ ploy to gain our acceptance of domestic spying or simply forgetting the meaning of Fair Use in Copyright law. Although, I suppose that in the latter we are actually buying away our rights.

While record companies and movie studios cry to congress about how much money piracy takes out of their pockets on a yearly basis, we continue to indulge in their mostly substandard crap. Sadly enough, congress buys into their crap, passing questionable laws that make it legal for the recording and movie industries to install potentially damaging software on your computer and illegal for you to circumvent it. Not that it stops people. The fact is, these industries lose far more money spending millions to promote complete and utter crap.

So what does this have to do with Fair Use? Well, for starters, the RIAA is now postulating that if we want a CD on our iPod, we should buy the digital format music rather than rip the CD. According to the RIAA CDs can only be ripped or copied in order to create a backup in case of loss or theft. This is an complete 180 from five years ago when then said they had no problem with people ripping music for digital players. Why? Because with the sudden boom in online music sales they realized that they would be missing out on millions in sales from people ripping previously purchased CDs. Or, in one word, greed.

The DMCA has further implications on Fair Use in research, reporting, and education- several of the widely used copy protection schemes aren’t operable with all equipment, for instance some aren’t compatible with Apple’s Mac OS which is widely used in educational and research facilities. How do teachers copy an article from The New Yorker CD-ROM when it is buried in eighteen layers of copy protection?

It is abundantly clear that once again congress has sold away our rights to enrich the rich and fill their reelection coffers.

Want a better copy protection scheme? Stop concentrating on software and hardware devices that will always be circumvented (where there is a will, there is a way) and concentrate on shutting down operations that actually profit from the sale of pirated materials.

At the beginning of every DVD and somewhere on every CD is that ever amusing FBI Anti-Piracy Warning that states “The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to 5 years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000.” What worries me more than Sony losing a few million a year to piracy is the fact that the FBI, which as we all know failed miserably at saving two thousand Americans on 9/11, spends as much time as it does making sure that MGM gets paid. And yes, I just played the 9/11 card.

Almost Famous

podSALADOne step closer to fame… The Toner Transfer Plate Etching podcast is now available for download on iTunes. Alright, perhaps three steps from obscurity is closer to the truth… There are, afterall, over a million podcasts on iTunes, but hell, you can’t take my sunshine from me.

You can always just download it below, but if you’ve got iTunes, why not subscribe to podSALAD? If you don’t, why not download iTunes? It beats the hell out of Windows Media Player afterall…